Katya Zamolodchikova

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Queen of the Amazons with Naomi Smalls and Katya | The Bald and the Beautiful Podcast This week on KBLD's Schlock & Beautiful Masterpiece Theater, we bring you the preeminent 1973 sexploitation film, "Queen of the Amazons" starring the one, the only, Naomi Smalls! In the far-away island Hermythia off the coast of Papua New Guinea, there lives a tribe of Amazons who are the epitome of primal power, sexual desire, and goddess-like grace. For centuries, men were kept by these Amazons as sex slaves, used solely for breeding purposes and menial labor. Now, as a cruel band of bloodthirsty female warriors from a nearby island pillage and loot the Hermythian countryside, the oppressed males decide to join the Amazons and fight back! Come for the death, sex, and gratuitous nudity, stay for the occasional hot warrior orgy. Rated NC-17 for long, silky-smooth legs. Now is the time to make the switch to the best cat food in the world, Smalls! Head to /BALD and use promo code BALD at checkout for 50% off your first order PLUS free shipping! This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at /BALD and get on your way to being your best self! Take the guesswork out of buying concert tickets with Gametime! Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code BALD for $20 off your first purchase! Head to https://Gametime.co for more info! Last minute tickets. Lowest Price. Guaranteed. Whether you’re looking for friends, fun or finding the one, download the best dating app for gay men, Archer, today! For more info, head to: For more info on the towering gorgeous goddess Naomi Smalls, head to: Follow Naomi: @NaomiSmalls Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo #TrixieMattel #KatyaZamo #BaldBeautiful

A Sizzling Summer Reading List with Sarah Schauer and Katya | The Bald and the Beautiful Podcast As the days get longer and the jean shorts shorter, images come to mind of lazy, breezy days on the beach with merlot in a can and a juicy paperback that you simply can't put down. Within this very special episode of Bald with the inimitable Sarah Schauer, resides a collection of literary gold for all manner of readers from young to old and everywhere in between. Running the gamut from erotic worms to Mama Cass to non-fiction to other-worldly fantasy, there is something here to fill every literary need and deliciously erudite desire you may have. There’s no more shame in your gut game! Synbiotic+ and Ritual are here to celebrate, not hide, your insides. Get 25% off your first month for a limited time at /BALD Want to Kill Your Thirst? Go to /BALD to check out all their healthy, infinitely recyclable beverages and find your closest retailer today! To try America's #1 Meal Kit for eating well, go to /BALD50 and use code BALD50 to get 50% off, plus 20% off your next two months! Need to find a great doctor? Go to /BALD and download the Zocdoc app for FREE. Then find and book a top-rated doctor today! Follow Sarah: @SarahSchauer Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo Listen Anywhere! Apple Podcasts: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulapple Spotify: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulspotify #TrixieMattel #KatyaZamo #BaldBeautiful

How to Increase Your Length and Girth in Minutes! with Katya & Fena Barbitall | The Bald and the Beautiful Podcast According to a 2023 Rand Corporation study, 88% of romantic partners have searched for adult videos online or fantasized at night about hot, hunky men with bigger, thicker, more luxurious penises. Has your partner lied awake at night wishing that your pork sword was unbelievably massive? Do you find yourself lacking self-confidence because of that frightened little turtle between your legs? If so, we here at Bald Supplements, Inc. have absolutely wonderful news for you. Introducing: Fena Barbitall's AnacondaXXL*, the penile enhancement supplement of the future! For just $99 per day and $187.99 shipping and handling, you can walk this earth with the confidence and power that only a yogurt pistol of extraordinary length and girth can offer. Call 1-700-BIG-MEAT now and become the flesh baguette wrangler that you've always known yourself to be. *side effects may include: erections that last up to 472 hours, a rare infection of the perineum that can only be cured with a topical application of Peruvian viper venom, and constant night terrors involving a 100-foot-tall Bea Arthur stampeding through New York City like a permed T-Rex Get the Rakuten app NOW and join the 17 million members who are already saving when shopping! Cash Back rates change daily, so check out for details. Your Cash Back really adds up! Now is the time to make the switch to the best cat food in the world, Smalls! Head to /BALD and use promo code BALD at checkout for 50% off your first order PLUS free shipping! Need a website? Head to for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, go to /BALD to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain! This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at /BALD and get on your way to being your best self! Need to find a great doctor? Go to /BALD and download the Zocdoc app for FREE. Then find and book a top-rated doctor today! Follow Fena: @FenaBarbitall #TrixieMattel #KatyaZamo

Truckstop Trysts and Bushwacked Behinds with Trixie and Katya | The Bald and the Beautiful Podcast It was a steamy mid-August night outside of Bismarck, North Dakota. My cherry-red 1987 Yugo got a flat on Route 94 and I had to hoof it through the darkness to a truckstop. It was the kind of place that was stuck in time, like your Uncle's wood-paneled fishing cabin in Minnesota. After a quick meal of a lifeless burger on a soggy bun and even soggier fries, I made my way to the parking lot to see if I could hitch a ride to a local garage. While wandering the rows of trucks that sat beneath the parking lot lights like mighty sentinels at rest, I stumbled upon a bearded trucker listening to Hank Williams on his CB radio. Our eyes met, and he waved me over to his rig. Sitting high above me like a hairy demi-god behind his chrome steering wheel, his eyes just barely peeping out from beneath his Pennzoil baseball cap, he pointed to the back of his cab. Without exchanging a single word, we engaged in hours upon hours of amorous congress, our bodies slick with the moisture from the summer dew outside. When the sky began to brighten and the fireworks of our worlds colliding finally ceased, we nodded our heads, kissing deeply one last time. His breath was tinged with the hoppy aroma of Budweiser and his 5 o'clock shadow gently scraped my cheek as our lips parted. The ending of our brief, but memorable time together hit me like a ton of bricks. As I walked away into the dawn of a new day, I looked back, pumped my arm, and was greeted with a loud honk from his strong, hard semi-truck horn, startling me in a gentle manner, and forever bestowing upon me the gift of connecting that marvelous truck horn with one of the most wonderful, tawdry, and gloriously filthy nights of my life. Happy Pride, everyone. Live it up this summer and make progress towards your financial goals with Chime! Open your account in minutes at /BALD Chime. Feels like progress. Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo #TrixieMattel #KatyaZamo #BaldBeautiful

We are the CEOs of Fierceness with Trixie and Katya | The Bald and the Beautiful Podcast Are you the patient zero who caused the epidemic of fierceness? Is your self-confidence and mettle, like chlamydia, insanely contagious and as deadly as your icy-blue determination? When people are in dire need of inner-affirmations, do you transform like Superman into the magical Courage Guru? Do you eat a steaming bowl of tenacity every morning and poop out self-doubt before leaving your home and exposing the world to your Chernobyl-like radiation of fearlessness? Are you the living embodiment of all that is c*nty? Damn right you are, you fabulous f**king b*tch. There’s no more shame in your gut game. Synbiotic+ and Ritual are here to celebrate, not hide, your insides. Get 25% off your first month for a limited time at /BALD Now is the time to make the switch to the best cat food in the world, Smalls! Head to /BALD and use promo code BALD at checkout for 50% off your first order PLUS free shipping! This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at /BALD and get on your way to being your best self! Need to find a great doctor? Go to /BALD and download the Zocdoc app for FREE. Then find and book a top-rated doctor today! Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast #TrixieMattel #KatyaZamo #BaldBeautiful

The Modern Farmhouse Aesthetic with Trixie and Katya | The Bald and the Beautiful Podcast Harnessing the quaint, country elements of middle America but with a contemporary spin, "Modern Farmhouse Decor" blends clean lines, muted color palettes, and textured materials to give birth to a timeless look bursting with both joie de vivre and sliding barn doors that offer absolutely no privacy or sound-dampening whatsoever. Whether you and your flatulent husband Gary are in search of a light, bright farmhouse kitchen or a warm, cozy great plains-inspired living room, the modern farmhouse style strikes the perfect balance between the clean lines of an apocalyptic future and the borderline starvation of the 1932 Dust Bowl. All with the added bonus of sharing Gary's irritable bowel syndrome with guests and family during the holidays. On this very special interior decoration episode of Bald, your personal designers Trixie and Katya will teach you how to share not just your love of the rural American farmhouse style, but also every wet sound and putrid odor from Gary's frequent and disturbing bowel movements. Welcome, y'all...make yourselves at home. Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @lumedeodorant and @shopmando - Get $5 off your Starter Pack (that’s over 40% off!) with promo code BALD at and #lumepod #mandopod Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: To order your copy of our book, "Working Girls", go to: workinggirlsbook.com #TrixieMattel #KatyaZamo #BaldBeautiful

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Tammie Brown & Ding-a-Lings in Shampoo Bottles with Trixie & Katya | The Bald and the Beautiful Podcast As part of our annual Pre-Pride Kink Safety Awareness Month, we'd like to offer you this episode featuring the iconic multi-hyphenate and eminent enfant terrible, Tammie Brown! The hour of magical audio and video you are about to consume shall serve as a helpful resource for safely integrating a shampoo bottle into your regular sex-tool-rotation. It's important to remember that while incorporating everyday objects into one's erotic endeavors, safety and preparation should be your guiding factors to ensure a positive experience for all parties involved. A helpful brochure about shampoo bottle butt play can be easily downloaded at SafeShampooSodomy4Ever.org for a one-time fee of $999.99 plus shipping & handling. Full-page illustrations have been provided by ex-Hanna-Barbera animators, and an AI hotline is available should any problems arise during your soapy escapades. As all of us here at Bald, LLC prepare for 2024 Pride, Tammie, Trixie, and Katya would like to wish you and yours a magnificent May filled with bottles, orifices, and most of all, a plethora of ding-a-lings. Don't miss Tammie Brown's Jubilee on May 16th in Los Angeles! Go to: https://bit.ly/TammieBrownsJubilee for more details! To try out America's #1 meal kit for eating well, go to /BALD50 and use code BALD50 to get 50% off, plus 20% off your next two months! This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at /BALD and get on your way to being your best self! Go to /BALD to check out all of Liquid Death's healthy, infinitely recyclable beverages and find your closest retailer! To find and book a top-rated doctor today, go to /BALD and download the Zocdoc app for FREE! Follow Tammie: @PlanetTammie Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT #TrixieMattel #KatyaZamo #BaldBeautiful

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