Does checking apps on your phone feel like you're opening and closing an empty fridge 100 times a day?
Does the term “Wellness” or “Self-Care” make you feel so sick that you just wanna BARF ALL OVER YOURSELF?
Are you drowning in booze every night just to forget about the grim reality of your own fleeting existence?
Well, guess what? We've got absolutely no remedy for any of that...
BUT, ARCHSPIRE is about to embark on a NORTH AMERICAN RESCUE MISSION to TEMPORARILY DISTRACT YOU from everything in your life that TOTALLY F#*!
@NG SUCKS!
We're joining forces with THREE ELITE SQUADS: ABORTED, CARCOSA, and ALLUVIAL, to strategically infiltrate major North American cities on a mission to provide you with a brain-numbing, eardrum-puncturing, nuclear strike that is guaranteed to melt away all those incessant pestering thoughts so you can just TRULY. F#*!
@NG . PARTY.
And for at least one night of your dwindling life, you can completely forget that:
“EVERYTHING'S F#*!
@D .”
GET YOUR TICKETS & VIP EARLY!!! Thursday February 29th @ 10:00 AM EST password: “STAYTECH”
Tickets & VIP on sale Friday March 1st @ 10:00 AM LOCAL
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