Universal Orlando Resort

it’s a water ride. you ride it to get wet.

Never poncho!

❌ NO PANCHO. Florida humidity makes you damp inside the pancho anyway. 🤷🏻‍♂️ Besides, you smell just as lovely as all the other tourists you’re never gonna see again, so why not just be comfy? Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.

Poncho doesn’t work at Popeye! Tested! 1/10

Let's see how wet I get... Sits at the back. The driest seat. 🥴😒 It works 8/10! But our ponchos!

Only 50 dollars for a branded trash bag

There's no point in going on a water ride if you don't want to get wet