Astrid

Oh, dear. It’s Christmas Day. Happy holidays and cheers, cheers, cheers. 🥂 I did this shoot when I got my present for myself delivered to me. The whole of it is a bit spicier than usual, so this picture has been cropped. The others are completely inappropriate by the standards of the family friendly notion of what this parasocial reality is. If you want to see the whole thing, it’s on my Patreon (link in bio, as always) along with my essay and ode to my new mattress, supporter of my back and beeewbs. If you want to see a bit more, go to my Twitter, same username. Hope I make you smile. All those naughty chuckles you think I don’t see make my day. I’m like Santa, I just know. Blah, blah. I don’t want to be a drag. I just wanted to say “Hi, there, lovelies,” winking at you from this end. You have the best Christmas if it’s something you celebrate. If it isn’t, have a great weekend and give yourself a little something nice. Because “treat yourself” day is EVERYDAY. I’m with you in spirit wrapped in translucent fabric and tied with a pretty ribbon. Be good! 🎁💝