Annie Murphy

You know when you meet someone and your first thought is "how do I cut your head open gently and without killing you, then cut my head open gently and without killing me, then switch our brains, then stitch us both back up gently and without killing us?" That was my first thought when I met @annadrezen . @praisepetey July 21st #blessed

If Charlie Brooker leaps out of the trunk of a car on June 15th and yells "YOU'VE BEEN PUNK'D" at me, I will not be the least bit surprised. @netflix

Couldn't be more thrilled meat or dead meat about this. Coming in Juuuuune! @Netflix

Finally living out my childhood dream of ocean-battling Jane Fonda's kraken granddaughter! #TeenageKrakenMovie

Like, what the fuck other face did I expect myself to make after 25 horny years of being the unofficial Mrs.McLean-Littrell-Carter-Richardson-Dorough?

Checked "smoke fake ciggies all over New York with an alien from another planet going by the name @nlyonne , whilst wearing a flouncy wig and pumps" off my bucket list. @russiandollnetflix

Genuinely thought I was doing okay, and then this happened.

Smoochin season 1 of @kevincanfhimself goodbye. If you like screaming "WHAT?!?" at the TV, watch our season finale at 9pm on @amc_tv .

Reunited with mother and father and it feels sooo goooood! @rupindstagram @westread

Here's lookin at you, Kev. . @kevincanfhimself June 13th on AMC+ and June 20th on AMC.

Congratulations to amateur pea coat model and unofficial @charmin spokesperson @westread on his very good brain despite the concussions!

"Tagging is SO DUMB.", I said. "And there's no one on EARTH who could change my mind!", I said.