Kris Statlander

[Don’t feed the pigeons or you’ll get yelled at by a guy with a whistle and a hawk.] #NewYorkCity

you were my crutch, my poison, the sickness that I’ve chosen

Repticon is my Disney

You can’t spell Kris without is which doesn’t really mean anything but now that you know my name why don’t you tell me yours?

My favorite BADD A$$ @callmekrisstat Hair & Makeup: by another BADD A$$ 😜💋 Foundation: @tartecosmetics Concealer: @toofaced Brows: @anastasiabeverlyhills Loose Powder: @hudabeauty Pressed Powder: @tartecosmetics Eye Shadow: @jeffreestarcosmetics Blush: @juviasplace Eyeliner: @maybelline Lips: @jeffreestarcosmetics Mascara: @maccosmeticsusa Setting Spray: @thekatvond Hair curled with @thedrybar using @kristinesshair product

Hope you had a good weekend

Get out of your seats and on your feet it’s Staturday Night

EXCLUSIVE: Backstage cameras catch up with @callmekrisstat & @trentylocks as they explain their actions on #AEWDynamite !

Night Fever

A graphic liner for the baddest @callmekrisstat 🖤 Hair and makeup by @emilycaitlan @aewglam . . . . . . . #makeupartist #hairandmakeup #wrestlingmakeup #makeup #glammakeup #aew #aewglam #aewdynamite #aewrampage

Renee Paquette is trying to get a medical update on Orange Cassidy...But, Kris Statlander & #StokelyHathaway have a different idea. Watch #AEWDynamite LIVE on TBS! @reneepaquette | @callmekrisstat

@callmekrisstat knocked out @willowwrestles during #AEWDoN ! Did you miss the #AEWDoN PPV? Order it right now! allelitewrestling.com/aewonppv