Dan Polydoris

If I ever go missing, just know that it wasn’t an accident (actually it probably was because I get lost in the woods a lot due to being stupid). Anyway these are in the store (bio) so don’t blow this. #boeing #whistleblowers #toys #arttoys #customtoys #chicagoart #deathbytoys

Three bad bois (swipe->) are back in stock in my bio so grab one before these truly memorable pieces of shit are gone again. #toys #arttoys #guitarplayer #actionfigures #chicagoartist #deathbytoys

America really narrowed it down to two great options. #cnn #uspolitics #presidentialdebate #toys #actionfigures #chicagoartist #deathbytoys

A while ago, my friend @superterribletoys made a toy line called “Dogs with Asshole Names,” and I loved it. Now we’ve teamed up to bring you Kids with Asshole Names. Bentley, Bryleigh and Nevaeh are all in my store (bio) so don’t miss them. Thx to @superterribletoys for this (and for building Nevaeh and making her look so not-at-all trashy 🖤) #toys #arttoys #babynames #customtoys #superterribletoys #deathbytoys

Everybody has a grade school memory of seeing some kid get fucking brutalized in dodgeball, so I made an action figure of it (in bio). #dodgeball #actionfigures #customtoys #bootlegtoys #chicagoartist #plasticcrack #deathbytoys

This toy came from the future (in bio). #scifiart #android #futuristicart #arttoys #customtoys #deathbytoys

Enjoy the various horrible people I’ve turned into toys with this video I made while waiting for my brother at O’Hare. #toys #customtoys #chicagoartist #toymaker #ohareairport #deathbytoys

Late night restock of four oldies (swipe->) in the store, so touch your disgusting finger to the link in my bio. #toys #abrahamlincoln #customtoys #skeleton #chicagoart #deathbytoys

Vape boys and ignoring cats are both back in stock (bio). Also a sincere thank you to everyone who has bought my garbage over the years. #toys #arttoys #customtoys #chicagoartist #handmadetoys #deathbytoys

I was asked by @FocusFeatures to create a one-of-a-kind toy of Austin Butler’s character Benny from #TheBikeriders . They also flew me (and tiny Benny) to LA so I could personally hand it off to Austin. This was a really fun project, and the movie is so good, so check it out. The Bikeriders only in theaters, this Friday 6/21! #TheBikeriders #FocusFeaturesPartner @bikeridersfilm @focusfeatures

Do Not Disturb signs are back in stock (bio) along with a few other pieces (swipe->) so start grabbing stuff right now. #toys #handmadetoys #chicagoartist #toymaker

Happy Father’s Day everybody. These are in the store (bio). #toys #fathersday #arttoys #actionfigures #deadbeatdads #customtoys #deathbytoys