This is the best bio I’ve ever written: “Elisabeth Donaldson once texted her crush that she is “A TOTAL Goblin and a TOTAL Princess” She also told a drunk girl at a party while hiding out in the bathroom to get away from the eardrum ravaging sound of a “Gen X high school prom cover band” that she’s “a c*nty lil snob with excellent taste in music” She once had dinner with Jean Claude Van Damme during his problematic era- but don’t worry- she did not accept the invitation to go back to his place and drink some wine (but it’s an Ego boost to know that she COULD have.)
She has been an Actress for “so f*cking long” that you can see her dancing with Beyonce in a Destiny’s Child music video (also she was unalived in an indie movie by a Baldwin brother and wants you to know this because name dropping is important) and her unhinged comedy antics helped her go viral one time on the Tok for talking about how she likes to wear animal print to yoga because she’s a “F*cking Cougar”
Also she once styled a Black Keys Music Video and a lot of other music videos but she “isn’t really doing styling anymore because she’s a filmmaker now”
Anyway- she bought a dot com named after a custom necklace she purchased on Etsy while a little tipsy (it was a tough week- don’t be judgy) - unhingedgenius and decided to pour all of her existential dread and distain for the normies (and fk bois) into screenwriting and filmmaking. She pays the rent being a funny Mom in commercials, doing creative photography and media creation. She also models (not like high fashion- more like blue collar factory wear) but she wants you to know that she is a professional model because she isn’t above vanity.”
Headshots: @hlheadshots (my favorite)
#actresslife#womeninfilm
Crystal has a new class for people who don’t have enough adversity: Wim Hof: Getting Cold for Clout.
Immerse yourself in the healing power of the cold while you show the world how hot you are in your pursuit of wellness. ❄️💅🏼
(Y’all didn’t think I’d let this snow melt without doing Wim Hof part 2 right??)
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#icebath#wimhof#wimhofmethod#coldplunge
From the audition to the finished product with some fun moments in between. Had a blast on this fabulous spot directed by @connor_carroll thank you for having me on!! 🥳 “I’m a fun gal!”
MUA: @micasa_yourhouse 🫶🏻
Best agent in town: @theblockagency
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Reasons I am actually a Mermaid:
1) I started swimming the mile competitively at age 9 and at my fastest- could swim a mile in under 20 minutes.
2) I can hold my breath for over 3 minutes (on a good day 😜)
3) I am obsessed with being in the water
4) When I was a kid we used to have neighborhood singing contests where we would sing “part of their world” from the little mermaid (does this one even count?)
5) I have red hair (obviously)
*bonus- you can’t take me to any pool without me doing a half a lap of butterfly- because I’m a nerd and always wanting to prove to the world what an excellent swimmer I am 🤣🤣
Anyway- invite me to all of your lake, pool and ocean celebrations this season- I want to be where the people are… 🐬
Photos by @jonesjamesisaac
Wearing a thrifted dress from @southern_thrift_nashville
I was doing the math today and realized that in my life I’ve done somewhere between 250-500 professional commercials/modeling gigs/industrials and somewhere between 2500-5000 auditions… 😱😱😱 pretty wild to think about! I just LOVE what I do and am so grateful that after all these years in the business- it just keeps getting better and better 🥂
Shout out to my amazing agent of 15 years @theblockagency for being the absolute BEST agent in town and huge thank you to the ones who got me started in LA- @ddoartists 🫶🏻
cover photo by @hlheadshots
Happy Father’s Day to the one and only Jack Donaldson. Very lucky to have this kind, hard working, audacious, loving, supportive, hilarious man as my father ♥️♥️
