The new linen Mama Mia Dress is made of our sturdy white linen. The checker textile halter top with removable cups and bottom hem are hand pieced together (just like how you have to piece together your mother’s past sexual history to find out who your true father is). We only made 25 dresses because that is a lot of hand piecing textiles together. Should we make this in other colors?
Most people don’t know that we use the “Serkis technique of fashion photography” : the photographer wears a green screen suit and takes a photo in the mirror and then the photographer is later keyed out by one of our retouchers whose sole job is to key out the photographer or videographer from photos or videos.
The Fantasia Gown is now live on the site in black with red roses. Inspired by the flower wreaths that cherubs used to cover hot centaur ladyboobs on Fantasia. Touch everything with your fingertips with awe and wonder, look at a single stem rose way too long and be gorgeous and sad that one day they will wilt, unlike the roses on your gown!
Ass jeans are running low! There will be a restock in xxs-4x in a few months though for sold out sizes. Get a raging bun-burn now and have the tanlines all year round.
I designed the softest most breathable luxurious knits you won’t want to take off your body that hit in all the right places. Sweaters are *mostly* pre shrunk and do really well in the washer and dryer. Simple items perfected that you will reach for over and over because the way this fabric touches your skin is the closest thing to being touched by your ex who was a piece of shit but had fingers like an angel.
