GWAR

HOLD ONTO YOUR ASSHOLES, BOHABS! GWAR presents you with The Stoned Age Tour!! Your lords and masters are lighting up (your cities among other things) this winter with @darkfuneralofficial , @cancerbats and @squidpisser . TICKETS ARE ON SALE FRIDAY.

We’re back bitches. Saddle up because we’re taking you and your mom on the most out of this world ride of your life. We bring you THE AGE OF ENTITLEMENT TOUR. Tickets on sale Friday, you pencil pushers. #AgeOfEntitlement #Gwar #Gwartour #WeedEater #XCops #Squidpisser #Brujeria #Brat #CancerChrist

A holiday celebrating yourselves? Calm down, humans, you're not that great, but GWAR looks fantastic in these colors. Happy 4th of July, don't blow your thumbs off with fireworks (or do, we wouldn't hate it).

This is not gwar but they don't suck… SO GO LISTEN NOW!

What, you’ve never seen a 7 foot alien with udders drink tea before? That’s a you problem, GWAR is classy as fuck, GET OVER IT. A glorious and disorderly time was had at Bonnaroo!

The Age of Entitlement tour was a RAGING success!! We're still recovering from all of the uproarious bacchanalia that occurred with you sloshed scumbags. 📸 @estillrobinson1966 and @manchestermusichall

Get stoned with GWAR on the Stoned Age tour this winter!! With rocks, what else?? Get your minds out of the greenhouse. Tickets on sale 10am LOCAL. Do you understand bohabs? Time zones are real, don’t forget.

WE DESTROYED @bonnaroo !! 🎥: @dougiefresh @treelijah @thatchfilms @jimmyfay rhv.tv24 @nathanparedes

TONIGHT we will be the only ten you see TENNESSEE. #ageofentitlement

We are ready to DESTROY @riot_fest this year! Tickets on sale now. SEE YOU THERE!

LEXINGTON! We better see you tonight at @manchestermusichall . OR ELSE! 📸 @heyjinx_design

Tea Party with GWAR at @bonnaroo !?! We are making dreams come true this weekend for one of you bohabs thanks to @propeller.la . So DON'T BE DUMB click the link in our bio and take action for a chance to drink pinkies up with gwar. ENTER NOW.