OK these are a little tongue in cheek but if you're arriving at your airbnb BEFORE the other guests have even checked out and wanting to "hover and not bother anyone while you sit in a room and wait" everyone hates you. Now, let me paint you a pic before you boot off- can you imagine going to a hotel, finding out you're in room 712 and then waiting in the room while the guests check out, and the housekeeping team go to work! 🤣🤣🤣 it would be kinda weird
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1. Hey, so you appear to have blocked the hot tub with urm sausages, can you not do that? The pool guy is freaking.
2. No we can't replace the swimming pool water with balls, cool idea though.
3. We saw you tried to move the farm animals into your garden. We'd rather you didn't as honestly we can't lift the pigs.
4. Please may you not feed the pigs bacon, its kinda sick and feels a bit Lord of The Flies.
5. Sorry you've already got 60 toilet rolls for your weekend. That's all we will be supplying. May we ask why you need more?
6. Unfortunately the pool guy can't come back and be your butler in the buff..although we will ask him....!!!
7. It is sorta 4 hours after your check out, respectfully, are.you going to leave or do we have to ring the po po.
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Inconveniences include:
1. Ran out of milk
2. Had to respond to two emails where the office busy body cc'ed in the world and had the audacity to finish the email- kind regards
3. All your asos haul had to go back
4. Had to wash hair and not dry shampoo for the 14th day straight
5. Trains got cancelled again
6. You got boob and sweaty leg chaffing and your new Jelly shoes caused a ridonculous blister.
7. Bumble guy turned out to be married
8. You came down to a whole floor of 💩 after your dog raised the bin and ate a disposable bbq
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