Johnny TenGuns

@johnnytenguns

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Hospital selfie
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1 month ago
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3 months ago
Yeah, it’s that time of year again. This will be the first of many!
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4 months ago
And there were in the same country shepherds, abiding in the field keeping watch over their flock by night. And lo, the angel of the Lord came upon them. And the glory of the Lord shown round about them. And they were so afraid. And the angel said unto them, “Fear not! For behold, I bring you tidings of great joy which will be for all people. For unto you on this day in the city of David, a savior which Is Christ the Lord. And this shall be a sign unto you. You shall find the babe wrapped in swaddling clothes lying in a manger.” And suddenly there was with the angel, a multitude of the Heavenly Hosts praising God. And saying, “On Earth peace, good will toward men.”
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6 months ago
His face says it all. “You are all so FU€KED WHEN I GET OUTTA HERE!!!”
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10 months ago
Johnny’s Medical News: After having an allergic reaction to smoking while on antibiotics, an Ohio man’s tongue turned green and hairy. Doctors say they haven’t seen a tongue this green since Kermit and Miss Piggy went to third base.
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11 months ago
I literally made all of these St. Joseph pastries within three hours. If I never live to see another one again, it’ll be too soon!🤬
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1 year ago
Once again for the second year in a row, I’m the most popular house on the block. I still can’t figure out why.
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1 year ago