Menno Versteeg

@mennovers

aspiring florist, soup lover, dad jokes. @royalmountainrecords
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True story! (once again that password is supersecretpassword) tix on sale now, link in bio
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28 days ago
For the last few years I’ve been writing an album, and it’s getting close to being finished. As usual, my dear friend and musical life partner of, HOLY SHIT 25 YEARS! now, @nixonboyd has lent his wizard brain to making these songs come out the way I have em in my head, not to mention shredding the guitar and all the other stuff he rules at. Aaaand at the same time Nick has been making a record of his own! It is sooooo fucking cool and and sophisticated without being pretentious, i just fucking love it, and it will (of course) be coming out on @royalmountainrecords later this year. (more on that later) Even when we’re “going solo lol”, we decided it would be more fun to do it together, so we’re gonna play a handful of shows as Nix & Menno. And, instead of playing a whole set of new songs no-one has ever heard before, we decided it would be more fun to do a story time retrospective of the almost three decades we have been writing music together. We have a couple fun festivals booked, and we’re gonna announce a few smaller things too. We’re gonna play some early stuff, Holerado stuff, some Anyway Gang stuff and some TV/movie stuff and some of our new tunes too, but mostly just tell stories and try and make eachother laugh. Swipe for the festival info, and stay tuned for some tunes from both of us coming soon.
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2 months ago
I’ve been lucky enough to do some really weird tours in my life, but Saturday I begin one of the most unique ones yet. My dad rock band @anywaygangmusic gets to live together on a CP rail train that is basically a transformer and turns into a giant stage four times a day so we can play a bunch of our songs and Xmas classics in pretty much every tiny town from Montreal to Calgary. I am prepared to freeze my fingers off in solidarity but most of the time they don’t even turn my guitar on in the PA so I will probably wear mittens for most of the shows. The Toronto show is Tuesday, November 28 at 8:30 PM sharp in the parking lot of the Walmart at Saint Clair and Runnymede, which just so happens to be a five minute walk from @royalmountainrecords HQ and @elsies.to so if you are reading this, you are officially invited to come to Elsie’s to drink, hot wine, and Beers from @collectivebrew and did I say hot boozy drinks and hot chocolate too! Nov 28: 6-8pm pre-drink and eat @elsies.to 8-9 - watch band play on a train covered in Christmas lights in a Walmart parking lot. (Perfectly normal thing) 9-11 : get warm, and eat some more and drink and be merry at Elsie’s again. Hope to see you there! 🎄🎄🚂🎸🚂🎸🚂🎸🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎸🚂🎸🍻🎸🍷🎸🚂🍷🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🚂🍷🎸🎄🎅🏻🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎸🍷❤️🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎸❤️🎸🍷🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄
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7 months ago
Elsie’s just got some new green stools, coffee served in a pint glass, @john_prine on the speakers, and some shredding Wi-Fi we’re stealing from @royalmountainrecords . Perfect place to get some work done on a rainy afternoon. I’ll be serving up coffee and the brand new copies of (Gold) Record in a bag on vinyl, this Saturday from 11-3pm. Come say hi @elsies.to 🌸☕️🌸☕️🌸
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8 months ago
One day this summer I walked into @royalmountainrecords office and all of a sudden had enough of looking at our main floor being filled with random music gear, weird old junk, boxes of records that never sold, empty boxes of records that did sell, and a whole bunch of holes in the walls from when it was a jam space or had live goats in it and god knows what else it has been over the years. Later that week I randomly walked into a place on the east side that I had never been called @fattoushtoronto . I had one of the best falafel’s I’ve ever tasted, and the damn fine cup of coffee. The people serving me were super nice so I asked them if I could get this food on the west side of town. They said no, but one day they hope to open a spot there. Those who know me know I’m not even kidding when I say that I asked them right then after knowing them for about five minutes if they wanted to start a coffee shop sandwich shop and record store on the main floor of the Royal Mountain building on Dundas West. Rightly so, they looked at me like I was completely insane and reluctantly gave me their email to get in touch. Now, just over three months later, and @elsies.to is officially open for business. It’s been so fulfilling, renovating the space under the guidance of @jdugray and filling it with my favourite records and a bunch of yummy food. In the 3 days so far it’s been amazing meeting the neighbours and a ton of old friends, who have stopped by. Today, my spiritual advisor @fpenner5 stopped in for an Elsie’s Special. I couldn’t let him leave without him playing sandwiches. Couple hours later my buds in @julytalk came to drop off a bunch of their records that they signed and made new colourful cover art on. These records plus a ton of other cool stuff, some really good coffee, and some great breakfast sandwiches will be there all day tomorrow and hopefully for a many days after. for the early birds, the food and coffee starts at 8 AM. I’ll be there from 11 to 4 PM tomorrow, Making coffees and giving away free copies of retaliation vacation that last @hollerado album that we made way too many copies of and nobody really wanted. Please stop by and say hello!
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9 months ago
I’m writing this post from the bus between Edmonton and Calgary, No, not the big fancy tour bus, the big stinky greyhound bus bus that I haven’t taken since the early days of touring when we were too broke to have a van. We picked up a few new people along the way in this travelling Carnaval that is the @anywaygangmusic tour and since there wasn’t room for everyone in the minivans, five of us are riding the greyhound and I couldn’t be happier. It feels so fucking good to be back out playing shows and this unlikely bunch is laughing so much that we all have the best abs of our lives. (Very low bar here, but still) Popcorn parties, karaoke parties, airplane parties, regular parties, a big old fish fry, and of course the on stage giggle fest every night with some songs thrown in between while we think of other jokes. Missing the other half of my Hollerado family and this old show poster from sometime in the 2000s from our first show in Edmonton (complete with mandatory incorrect band name spelling) reminds me how lucky I am to still be doing this 20+ years deep. Calgary tonight! Doors at 6:30 plenty of tickets left I’m sure lol. 📷 ‘s @kendelcarson @calmellarm ❤️🧦❤️🧦❤️🧦❤️🧦❤️🧦❤️🧦❤️🧦❤️🧦❤️🧦❤️🧦🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🕺🏼🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋
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2 years ago
Tix for the @anywaygangmusic tour are now on sale. Looking forward to tour family dinners, eating rider food using the garbage can in the park as the table. Come join us in these cities Anyway Gang - May Tour 18 - Victoria, BC - Capital Ballroom 19 - Vancouver, BC - Imperial 20 - Edmonton, AB - The Starlite Room 21 - Calgary, AB - Commonwealth 24 - Ottawa, ON - Club SAW 25 - Montreal, QC - Petit Campus 27 - Toronto, ON - Lee's Palace 28 - Hamilton, ON - Bridgeworks Tix in bio
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2 years ago
My plan C has always been to open a flower shop. In the meantime, me and my @anywaygangmusic buds put out a new song last week or the week before called “out of nowhere”. We’re announcing a tour soon so if you remember concerts and are ready to try one again stay tuned. 80’s dog show stoner vid by @strangeprocess Linkin Park in bio.
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2 years ago
It kinda says something about what a hellish swamp the music industry can be at times when scams like this sometimes actually work on desperate artists. Obviously this is not me and do not send this person money EVER. That is not how it works. Any manager or label or booking agent that makes you pay them up front IS TOTAL FUCKING BULLSHIT. Its crazy how I still come across many industry scumbags that come across as legit who operate basically like this scam. Artists!!! follow your passion, work hard, respect your craft, strive to be the best version of yourself, find the voice inside that makes you unique (everyone has one). Play shows, make art, be part of a community, support artists you love, have fun. The industry will find you when you are ready. And if that doesn’t work you can send $300 in unmarked bills to the REAL me and @royalmountainrecords and we promise to make you an international superstar sensation within 48 hours. 🧐🤪😂❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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2 years ago
The band that barely was, now is again! We actually made a whole album actually but that’s supposed to be a surprise. We even have a Canadian tour booked! (Also supposed to be a surprise) For now, check out the first single. It’s story about a fortune teller, a lion tamer who gets eaten by lions and a contortionist named Karlof with an “Alternate View”. If that makes less sense then it should click the link in bio and watch the wonderful animation vid by @elkoboom to watch the story. More coming! 🔮🦁🎪 📸 @calmellarm
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2 years ago
Apparently I spent 3rd grade writing ALF fan fiction and bad poetry while listening to Micel Jackson and Motly Crüe. Turns out not much has changed, and YES the scratch’n’sniff pineapple still smells exactly like you remember. Happy holidays ❤️
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2 years ago
Such a strange trip being on tour these past three weeks through America. The pandemic polarization is on full display, but luckily I got to navigate it with a jokes first touring party, my wonderful new band mates and our dear friends in Islands. ❤️❤️❤️ Three more headline shows this week! Toronto tomorrow is sold out, but there are livestream tickets available. A very few tix left for Hamilton and Ottawa on Thursday and Saturday. Grab em now(link in bio) as I will be joined by two of Canada’s brightest new talents @deannapetcoff and @wyattclouis .
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2 years ago