Penelope Gazin

Hiii

In honor of pride month I am donating this video to my adoring lesbian fanbase. You’re welcome queens. #ally

Self promotion

Improvising with my sweet boys

Somebody stop me

Every month I gather up the fashion brand company employees and someone presents me, Penelope Gazin, with an “employee of month” plaque because I am the best employee. I have won 63 months in a row now. Good for me!

Horny pics for @nytstyle in my office by @ga.briella

Zoom in for finger guns

Please tell the @nytimes to put me on the cover of their style section.

“Artist toolbox” jacket. The front pockets say “imagination” , “self hatred”, “massive ego”. Back pocket says “trauma”.