MoonPie

the MoonPie council has decided

hope this helps with your april 8 eclipse watching #eclipse #solareclipse

If you don’t have your MoonPies for the eclipse on Monday then you are in big trouble do you hear me

Sponsoring the solar eclipse has its perks I guess

Enjoy the solar eclipse with your family and friends, or be prepared to meet the dark side of the moon

We don’t promote violence (unless it’s against the sun)

It’s not an eclipse, it’s a TOTAL SOLAR SNACKDOWN *explosion sounds*

I hate to break it to you but it’s pretty much just gonna be eclipse content between now and April 8th

also contractually obligated to tell you that there’s a solar eclipse on april 8 and that you need to buy these (or else)

Metric system who

No one speaks alien better than an alien. So if you can prove you’re not from this planet, we’ll make you an alienfluencer. Imagine how much fun it will be to help MoonPie strengthen our relationship with this exciting new audience! Link in bio (just scroll a little bit)

Tbh this might be the most ambitious attempt at alien and/or marketing communication in human history